August is National Anal Sex month, and we know you wankers have been celebrating it to the hilt. Here’s your chance to recover your bum in the magical healing waters of the Lick’er family private pond* Don’t worry, for those who didn’t get the full Anal experience last weekend, we found some painfully pleasurable shiggy for the rest of us to recover from. This hash event will include on-after food, swimming, and camping fun for those who choose to stay overnight. To accommodate all this romping and recovery (and to allow extra time to soak your poke-holes), we’re starting the hash early at 2pm.
Don’t forget your shiggy socks, bug repellent, lube, swim wear, chairs and camping gear. Restrooms (porta-jon/outhouse) but no showers open for use … we know you like it dirty!!!
Shiggy scale (1-5): 4 in some parts
Distance: 3–5 miles
Shiggy includes thick brush, hills, ticks and chiggers
On-After food will include fresh pesto pasta and sides from the Lick’er farm. And because we know you enjoy sloppy seconds, leftover pulled pork from Analversary.
If you want to bring something to share and/or your own meat to slap on the grill, feel free to do so. BYO cooler for this purpose.
The farm is located west of town in Green County, and was the site of last year’s St. Patty’s day hash. We encourage carpooling and suggest the Big Lot’s parking lot. Drive takes aprox. 30 minutes.
Cum to the farm…your asses will thank you!
Your anal rehab specialists are hares Rocky Mount Her High, Lick’er in the Hole, and Gibbon it Up Daily.
Map: http://goo.gl/maps/NfLkW
GPS: 39.16479, -86.7319
Time: Sat, Aug 17, 2013 at 2pm
Cost for hashing and anal therapy sessions is free for virgins and $6 for experienced degenerates. On-after food and beer is $7. Sorry no dogs please, must keep the neighbors happy so they will welcome us back!
Please RSVP for On-After & camping by commenting below.
*Disclaimer: Results may vary, some assholes are beyond help!
