Don’t panic, but absolutely no one has signed up to hare the fool moon hash. This has hare-triggered the emergency hare system and automatically signed up Hand-hare-some Pooper to lay trail. So there will be trail after all. Whew!
Grab your gear and a virgin or two and cum down to 9th Street Park (Rev. Ernest D. Butler Park) on Wed Aug 21 at 7pm. There you will find beer, trail and an excuse to shake your moneymaker. Free for virgins and $6 for everyone else.