You are cordially invited to celebrate the happy union of Down on Your Knees and Jizz Hands on Saturday, the fifth of July, two thousand and fourteen at four o’clock in the afternoon. The trail starts from the parking lot of Casa Del Sol in beautiful Nashville, Indiana.
There will be a trail, beer, a special keepsake to commemorate the solemn occasion, and an on-after of exquisite beauty, sprightly frivolity, and Bacchanalian debauchery.
Ushers Mother Shucker and Hand’ersome Pooper will lead you through the hills and vales of Brown County to the wedding bower. There, the young half-minds will be joined in hashy union and down-downs will be down-downed in their honor.
* $8 for trail and cool keepsake
* $7 for on-after – if you are so inclined – with beer, food, and wanker stew
* Dry bag with a change of shoes and clothes
* Camp chair or blanket for the ceremony and on-after
* Swim suit if you feel you need one
When: 4:00pm, Saturday, July 5
Where: Starts from Casa del Sol, 51 Parkview Rd., Nashville, IN (Map is HERE)
Who: Disastrous trail by Mother Shucker and Hand’ersome Pooper, but the day belongs to Down On Your Knees and Jizz Hands
No gift necessary, but wedding clothes are encouraged!
IMPORTANT: CARPOOLING IS NOT ONLY ENCOURAGED, IT’S NECESSARY. PACK YOUR VEHICLES WITH HASHERS!