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The 769th Blooming Fools Hash: Yellow Subbeerine Edition Join the BFH3 for a shiggy-filled psychedelic romp through the wilds of Morgan-Monroe State Forest, visiting along the way: The Sea of Nettles The Sea of Spiderwebs The Sea of Time (In … Continue reading →

Math is hard, but it can also be tasty! Especially when all the hashers within a 314 mile radius converge on McCormick’s Creek State P-arc on Pi Day. And not just Pi Day. Super Pi Day: 3/14/15. (Which, tangentially, it’s … Continue reading →

Who knew that the Tooth Fairy, that man/woman who steals into our children’s bedrooms and exchanges their teeth for a buck or so has his/her own holiday. Actually, he/she has two holidays: Feb 28 and Aug 22. We’ll celebrate the … Continue reading →

It’s that time again wankers. Last year Screwy and BUTRz took you on a waltz around Bloomington following not flour but pictures posted on the hash event page. This year, barring an unforeseen blizzard, they’ll actually lay a trail you … Continue reading →

Fool moon hash with your wanking friends! Where? Park Ridge East basketball courts When? 7pm, Monday Feb 2 (hares away at 7:15pm) Beer? You bet your sweet ass there’ll be beer! Hares? Gargle Nuts and Hand’ersome Pooper How much? $6 … Continue reading →

January 31st, 1961: Ham the Chimp (aka Ham the Astrochimp) became the first Hominidae launched into space. Ham’s name is an acronym for the lab which prepared him for his historic mission — the Holloman Aerospace Medical Center, located at … Continue reading →

“Freedom and Whisky gang thegither, Tak oft yer dram! Down yer heavy, straddle yer bike, Lest we a’ ur damned!” – Robert Fucking Burns, aka The Bard Cum out to celebrate Robbie Burns Day (Scootlund’s second National Day) this January … Continue reading →

40F? Clear skies? Shiggy trail? Starts almost from your backyard? Beer? You better come out and thaw your frozen buns. Bring your $6, virgins are free. (I think that came out wrong) Start time: 3:00pm, 1/17/2015, Saturday. Location: IU Cyclotron … Continue reading →

Nothing but knobs on this hash. Well, and some shiggy. Plenty of shiggy, actually. You want shiggy? There’ll be shiggy. And knobs. You want knobs? Lost your knobs? How many knobs you need? We got knobs. Knobs knobs knobs. Who … Continue reading →

Thursday Dec 25, 3pm Griffy Lake Boathouse It’s a hash. With beer. And trail. And beer. $6 for hasher’s. Free for virgins.