“Santa’s Reindeer Games”
We’ve got our little holes workin’ hard
From the trains and blows and nards!
Hurry now cause Santa’s a-waitin’
Hashers marchin’ out the door–
Carrying’ their drinks galore
For Santa’s reindeer games!
This is more than just another reindeer ride,
Not a practice run in July!
We’ve got to load up all the festive gear:
Lube and beads and heavy-duty beer
For Santa’s reindeer games!
Punish the r*acists who first find Rudolph’s nose,
But we know the DFLs are so fucking slow!
We’d love to sing our little hashing songs,
Tuck away your lacy thongs
Just to see the wanker faces!
Tonight the world is filled with cheer
Deeper than the games and beer
It’s time to load up the sleigh
For Santa’s reindeer games!
Come play in toy land Christmas night with your hares Nuns Shall Pass and Gaelic(k) Pasties!
First-time elves are free; naughty boys and girls are $7
When: Friday, 12/25 at 7:00pm
Where: Top Floor, 4th Street Garage, 105 W. 4th Street, 47404
How Much: $7, virgins are free
