Fuck winter was long. I forgot what having a proper bash even feels like anymore (excluding the Robert Burn’s Hash/Bash that is…)
Weather is supposed to be nice and sunny. Should be a fine time for all ya crank-wankers and crank-wankerettes! Never been bashing before? Bring a bike and join!
Cum to a bash before? That’ll be $6. Those who have never cum (virgins) are free. Spread the word and lets get the bash year of 2016 off! 😉
When: Sunday, Feb 7 at 2 PM
Where: TBA
How much: $6, virgins are free
