Let’s do the 4th of July Blooming Fools style with good food and lots of beer! We’ve rented a shelter at Moore’s Creek on Lake Monroe. It’s a good spot for swimming. But bring sandals; the shore is a little rocky. We’ll be serving spicy Italian sausage, with a vegetarian option, beer, pasta salad, beer, tomato cucumber salad, and beer. The price for the hash is the usual $6 for wankers, free for virgins. The on after will be $7.
Your hare will be Weird Al Spankabitch and the meal will be catered by Mothershucker and Bibliosex.
Now Pay Attention Wanks! For some reason, Google Maps doesn’t seem to have Moore’s Creek SRA listed, so you can’t just enter it into your phone and get there. Here’s how you get there: Head (WSH?) south on Walnut and take a Left on Fairfax Rd. In about a mile turn left on Moffett Ln. This will eventually turn into Stipp Rd. Take a right on Handy Rd. and stay on it for 2 miles. Turn left on S. Shields Rd. When you get to the area, you’ll see a big parking lot. Drive through it, past the bathrooms, and the shelter will be just a few feet away. BTW, this is where we started Gender, Upright, and Tite’s Fool Moon in November.
