DATE: Saturday, Sept 10, 2022
WHAT: Aaaaaaarrrrrg(uably) the most swashbuckling trail of the year! Gather all ye cut-throats, drunkards, and scallywags as we venture into the Briney Deep of Bloomington for an adventure that’ll have you begging for rum, booty, and beer! DFLs may be keelhauled as the FRBs risk walking the plank! Arrr! We be at the mercy of Neptune and the hares! On-Ahoy!
WHERE: Southeast Park (1600 S. Sycamore Court, Bloomington, IN)
HARES: ManBuns and RIP
WHAT TO BRING: Pirate Jargon, Pirate paraphernalia, shiggy socks
WHY: It be the chance to prove y’erselve a true seadog with the finest, most drunkenlyist crew to ever sail these fine sidewalks!
Cost: $7, virgins are free
Accepted forms of payment:
– Venmo: @BloomingFools (preferred)
– PayPal: email@example.com ***FRIENDS AND FAMILY***
– Filthy cash