WHERE: 3076 Dollsberry Ln, Nashville, IN 47448-8228
HARES: Sidewalk Cock and Fraubarrow
WHAT TO BRING: Life insurance ——> spray for all things that creep, fly, bite, and sting. Chairs for on-after. Boulders in holders.
Cost: $7, virgins are free
Accepted forms of payment:
– Venmo: @BloomingFools (preferred)
– PayPal: email@example.com ***FRIENDS AND FAMILY***
– Filthy cash
Cum one, cum all, to the 2nd annual boulder holder hash! Ticks and tits will be present. Wear your best boulder holder (up top or down below)! You will want tick repellent and bug spray indeed. But wait! There’s more! $7 gets you beer and food for the on-after at Papa Sidewalk’s. It may get a little toasty by the fire. Be sure to bring your lawn chairs if you don’t want chiggers in those crevices!
PSA: As much as we love to have fun, please make sure to have a safe ride home as there will be no adult sleepovers at this hash. Thanks in advance!