This year’s Horror Hash (say that three times real fast in front of your kids) will begin at the Splash Pad at 4:00PM. It will also end there, so bring swim suits and towels!
Directions: http://www.bing.com/maps/?v=2&cp=39.151553~-86.572252&lvl=13&dir=0&sty=r&rtp=pos.39.166592_-86.534241_Bloomington%2C%20IN___e_~pos.39.140856_-86.604088_Karst%20Farm%20Park%20-%20Splash%20Pad___e_&mode=D&rtop=0~0~0~&form=LMLTCC
The trail will be really short this year ( around 1.5 miles true trail), but it’s not particularly stroller friendly. If you bring one I’ll help you decide the best way to go based on how rugged your stroller is and how comfortable you are with using the fruit of your loins as a rolling shiggy-shield.
We’ll provide snacks and some drinks for the kids and Fux’s “coping sangria” for the adults. If your snowflake only eats organic panda toes and drinks water filtered through zebra farts, feel free to bring it.
If by any chance, you aren’t a horrible parent and are worried about subjecting your children to the hash – we’ll keep it fairly family-friendly. There will likely be a few excited utterances, but we didn’t scar anyone last year.
The cost is $6 for returning wanks. Virgins are free. Horrors are free. If you’re bringing horrors, please say how many below so I can have enough food.
