Join BloomingFools this Saturday, August 25th, for yet another two-wheeled trail of piffle and poppycock. We’ll dodge disoriented Freshman and their discombobulated parents, all the while doing our best to evade the angry locals who are none too pleased to have their bucolic bourg once again overrun by these sapheads and half-minds. Then we’ll befuddle ourselves with much drink and merriment.
Your Bares for this balderdash will be Goesintite and Mothershucker. The nonsense will begin promptly at 1:00pm (yeah, right) at the North Shelter in Bryan Park. The cost is $6 but, as always, Virgins are free!
The trail is suitable for all types of bikes, but those on road bikes will probably need to dismount to negotiate a few sections of shiggy.
As always, wear your helmet, carry water, and bring a spare tube or patch kit or both.
ON-ON!
