He came into the temple and he turned over all the tables, and now they’re putting that poor, young, Jewish boy to death… and you’re cordially invited to carry your personal crosses through the streets of Jerusalem , er, uh, Bloomington to celebrate, uh… I mean commemorate this awful deed.
If you be Holy enough, join your fellow believers at Jake’s for a last supper and then join the mob in crucifying your co-hares, Inspect Her Gadget and (introducing) Handhersome Pooper, for a night of unbridled debauchery, by which I mean holiness, up and down Golgotha and points beyond.
Behold, the veil of the temple was torn in two from the top to the bottom. The eretz quaked and the rocks were split. (So melodramatic!)
$6 for the enlightened, free for Simon (that is, virgins we press into hashing along the way)
And in the end, as the Bible says, “Save yourself!”
WHEN: Friday, April 6 @ 7 PM
WHERE:Jake’s Nightclub & Bar, 419 North Walnut Street, Bloomington, IN 47404-3842
