SAPIOSEXUAL- (n.) A behavior of becumming attracted to or aroused by intelligence or its use.
Do you get hot just reading that? Of course you do! That’s because, despite being half-minds, you’re all a bunch of hot Sapios! And your hares have devised a very special hash trail just for you and your big sexy brains!
It’s the RED VELVET HASH, where you’ll have the perfect opportunity to display your brilliance, and to gyrate, writhe, drool, and whatever else might occur to you while surrounded by like-brained Bloomingfools. So bring your thinking caps and use them early and often because this trail will be like none you’ve ever experienced.
But why “red”? Ummmm… your hares are Goesintite, Sousie Bee Stroker, and Slapshot. Enough said. Unless you’re a Gingerholic, in which case you might not survive the experience, but you’ll go out with a smile on your face. And there might be some other reasons, but you’ll just have to wait and see.
And why “velvet”? Because velvet is sexy, luxurious, and in this case red, not unlike your hares.
Then there’s red velvet cake, only the best cake ever invented!
If that’s not enough to motivate you, there will be VERY SPECIAL PRIZES awarded to those Wanks with particular talents.
And BEER. There will be BEER.
So cum dressed as your inner redhead, and be ready to use your half-minds at the RED VELVET HASH this Saturday, February 16, 2013 at 3:00p.m. We’ll be starting at the Building and Trades Park, 619 W. Howe Street, across from the hospital.
$6 for experienced Sapios. Virgins will be honorary redheads for the day, and get to cum for free.
This will NOT be the best trail for our canine friends, as some parts of the trail won’t be dog-friendly. Sorry, dogs!
Finally, DON’T FORGET TO BRING YOUR CANS FOR THE CAN DRIVE! MORE PRIZES!!!
