Signs wouldn't steer you wrong, would they?
Three half-minds (if you can’t figure out who, you might be a half-mind yourself) decided to lay a cold, dark, shiggified, shitty, shitty, trail for your hashing pleasure. You’re welcome!
Step One: Mash up our names, hence the name of this hash. Will there be rod licking? Yes! Cum!
Step Two through Sixty-Nine: Pick a spot. Scout. Discuss licking rods. Plan secretly. Drink beer, or rum. Giggle about rod-lickin’ some more. Scout. Hare. Repeat steps until satisfied.
Result: There is a Fool Moon Hash this Sunday!!!!
Details:
Date/Time: Sunday, February 24 at 6:00 p.m.
Start Location: Wapahani Mountain Bike Park (parking lot)
Erections from downtown Bloomington: Get in your car. Make your way to 2nd street. Go out West 2nd Street, Continue onto W Bloomfield Rd, turn left onto S Weimer Rd, Right onto W Wapahani Rd. Drive to parking lot. Park. Get out of your car. Drink. Hash. Drink more! Lick rods early and often.
Google Maps: http://goo.gl/maps/N8HSi
Cost: $6 for wanks who have already had their rod licked (and more), virgins $0.
We are trying to get those of you who care about it home in time for the 85th Annual Academy Awards. So arrive on time and be prepared for a shortish trail. The licking will be quick and dirty!
On-Rod-On!!
