It’s March! That means it’s time for March Madness! Woo Hoo!!! What?! Basketball?! No, you silly wanks, this is the hash! We’re talking about hares (genus Lepus) and what March means to them.
This time of year, hares (genus Lepus) are consumed by an uncontrollable urge, an all-consuming desire, an overwhelming lust that causes them to go a little crazy, engage in bizarre behavior, and try to get it on with anything and everything that moves. Hmmm….. Sound familiar? It should, since as hashers we are by definition a bunch of oversexed wankers engaging in bizarre and inexplicable behavior.
So, to celebrate the arrival of this very special time for hares (genus Lepus), and our everyday hasher concupiscence, your hares (genus Homo) have laid a mad, mad, mad trail! There will be beer. And a Special-tea drink for your boozing pleasure.
Details:
Date/Time: Saturday, March 2 at 3:00 p.m.
Start Location: Crooked Creek Boat Ramp parking lot
Erections from Bloomington: Head (WSH?) WEST on SR 46 toward Nashville. Go about 9 miles. Look for S. Dewar Ridge Rd/T.C. Steele Rd. on the RIGHT. The turn is just past a small building that may be a store of some sort, but looks like a little cabin. You’ll cum to an intersection where you will take a SLIGHT LEFT in order to STAY ON S. Dewar Ridge/T.C. Steele Rd. Go a couple more miles until you come to Crooked Creek Road, look for the parking lot and boat ramp on the RIGHT. Get out of your car. Drink. Frolic. HASH!!!!!
Cost: $6 for wanks who are already mad. Virgins are free, of course.
