It be the springtime holliers in Bloomington, and St. Patty’s is cummin’ soon. T’at right dere be enough to give a gurrier like yee an excuse to get manky an’ go leggin’ it t’rough the glen. Better yet, it be an excuse to git done up like a dog’s dinner in yer best Kelly greens!
Yer over-sized leprechauns, Mother Shucker and Hand’ersome Pooper, have laid a trail to work yee into a desperate lather. So git yer arse up out yer scratcher, lose yer drawers, an’ pull yer shiggy socks up, ‘cause it be time to get full as a bingo bus on Friday evenin’!
Tho we haven’t a baldy notion where we’re meetin’ up, we’ll tell ya dis: dere’s gonna be plenty o’ lily fer ya (beer) at a price t’at’d make ol’ dry balls open up his wallet: 6 bucks fer ya wankers, an’ free for ya virgins.
Sláinte!
Location: Morgan Monroe State Forest Headquarters
http://goo.gl/maps/tUZ31
Time: 3PM EDT
