Alright you wanks, you made us do it. Because a shitty trail is better than no trail at all, we’ll live hare a trail that is completely and totally not destined for epic failure on this glorious Fool Moon.
Meet at the palace of the Hashers, the Atlas Ballroom, at 7pm tonight. Bring $ and ID for trail. Just a mere $3 will get you wanks a spectacularly laid, well thought out trail and beer for on-in, and as always, any virgins you subject to my tentacles hash for free.
Please let us know if you’re cumming so we get an appropriate amount of the glorious beverage!
What? March Fool Moon Hash!
Who? Octopussy and Hand’ersome Pooper!
Where? The Atlas!
When? 7pm!
How much? $3 for wanks and free for virgins
**Bring ID and $ for trail **
