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The Hands Upright Hash

Posted on July 16, 2015 by admin

OK everyone tis be the saturday after a non-hashing saturday. That means it is time to hash again. Everyone assume your jizz positions … please keep your hands and sexy bits to yourself until the ride comes to a complete … Continue reading →

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MenHash a Trois Deux: Le Mariage

Posted on July 2, 2015 by admin

This year the Fourth of July is on a Saturday! And it’s a hash Saturday! And hashers be gettin’ married! So how about we celebrate this trifecta of amazing things with beer and r*nning and trees and lake and friends … Continue reading →

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Sloppy Seconds Fool Moon Hash

Posted on June 30, 2015 by admin

What’s that you say? No time to hash? Nonsense! Why? Because our beer-addled, drunk-ass planet is all wobbly and can’t keep it’s shit together like it’s on White Lightning time or something. So science is all set to fiddle with … Continue reading →

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Summer School Hash

Posted on June 19, 2015 by admin

So, you made some questionable choices during the school year, cut class once too often, or cussed out the teacher. Congratulations, you’ve earned yourself a ticket to summer school! In order to graduate you’ll have to follow the trail but … Continue reading →

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Fiddler on the Dam Wild Hare Hash

Posted on June 12, 2015 by admin

Fiddles in town. Fiddles want hare. So Fiddles hare. Come hash with Fiddles. You meet Fiddles at boathouse parking lot, across the parkway on North Hinkle Road (Fiddles give GPS later). You do it now. You get beer. Fiddles give … Continue reading →

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Shark in the Bush Hash

Posted on June 4, 2015 by admin

40 years ago this week, the movie Jaws was released, instilling a generation with the dread fear that they could be happily dog-paddling in the ocean one moment and chewed into fish kibble the next. We can’t provide an ocean … Continue reading →

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Kinsey’s hash mama’s Mama’s Mama’s Day Hash

Posted on May 6, 2015 by admin

Mama Says Pop You Out and I Kinsey UR Butthole bring you the “Kinsey’s hash mama’s Mama’s Mama’s Day Hash” aka “Mama’s superscript 3 Hash.” When? Saturday, May 9, 2015 at 3 pm. How much? $6 for experienced Mama’s. Expectant … Continue reading →

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2015 BFH3 RED DRESS HASH!

Posted on April 17, 2015 by admin

Hey, Saturday April 25 is the 16th or so ANNUAL BLOOMING FOOLS RED DRESS HASH! For info, or to register, go over here: Link. Be there next Saturday, or be totally gauche.

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Power of the Pussy Hash

Posted on April 8, 2015 by admin

Join your numerous pussy-powered hares Sweet Ho, Souzie Bee, Screwy, Tite, and PH at the first-ever not at all annual Power of the Pussy Hash! There will be beer and thus far the weather is predicted to be a beauteous … Continue reading →

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Cream in my BUTRz Birthday Hash

Posted on March 24, 2015 by admin

Nearly 29 years ago BUTRz entered this world. Your hares BUTRz, Cream & Jerk, and Nordic Cream Horn will be helping (read: forcing) you all to celebrate this grand occasion by hashing through scenic Nashville, Indiana! The trail will involve … Continue reading →

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