Monthly Archives: June 2014

On-Hands-and-Knees-On Wedding Hash

You are cordially invited to celebrate the happy union of Down on Your Knees and Jizz Hands on Saturday, the fifth of July, two thousand and fourteen at four o’clock in the afternoon. The trail starts from the parking lot … Continue reading

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Summer Solstice Cutoff Hash

BRING EXTRA DRY CLOTHES AND SHOES. Summer Solstice Cut-off Shorts Hash Hares – Titwad and Just Jo Where? Start at Otis Park, Bedford, IN When? 4-7 pm, Saturday, June 21, 2014 How much? $6/person, virgins cum free Why? Because we … Continue reading

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Buttcheek and TDP’s 2nd Annual Father’s Day Beach Bash

Please join BC and TDP for this year’s annual Father’s Day Beach Bash. The fun begins at 12:00 pm in the parking lot behind IU Folklore & Ethnomusicology (heretofore referred to as TDP’s lot). As always, virgins ride freely, experienced … Continue reading

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Full Moon Dirty Dancing Tutu Hash

We can dance if we want to. We can leave your friends behind. ‘Cause your friends don’t dance, and if they don’t dance, well, they’re no friends of mine. Grab your tutus, leotards, dance shoes, and cranium lamps, and be … Continue reading

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The Shiggy of Dreams Hash

“Ray. People will come, Ray. They’ll come to Morgan Monroe for reasons they can’t even fathom. They’ll turn up Forest Road not knowing for sure why they’re doing it. They’ll arrive at the start as innocent as children, longing for … Continue reading

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