Cum celebrate the 75th analversary of the infamous incident with an Ellettsville romp. I understand that an urban Eville hash is as long overdue as a hash in honor of fine German engineering! So come follow yours truly (InspectHer Gadget) and MotherShucker through various terrain.
Be prepared to HASH N’ BURN!
Burn Victim Vital Signs:
Where:Turtleback Creek Pool, Ellettsville, IN, 47429
When: Sunday May 6th, 2012, a day that should live in infamy
How much: $6.00 for coach; $0.00 if this is your first flight; $100.00 if you want to survive the conflagration
How To Get There: Begin by travelling west from the intersection of SR 46 and SR37 (even numbered highways go east-west, odd numbered highways go north-south) toward the Town of Ellettsville.
After five miles, turn left on Sale Street. Convey yourself two blocks and turn left again. That’s right Magellan, you’re going back in the direction from which you just came.
Four blocks later, turn right on First Street. Run two stop signs (you can get away with it. Eville only has three police officers. What are the chances that they’ll see you?) and turn left on Chester (tee hee) Drive.
Molest Chester for 4/10 of a mile and look for hashers on the right, just before the small bridge crosses Turtleback Creek.
Park, drink, hash and burn.
