Your hares BUTRz, Screw It I’m Wet, and Psychadelic Cum Fountain are here to remind you that “We’re Not Dead Yet”. Jack be damned! We’re here to invite you to a barely live hare hash starting in _Park Ridge Park_ (not to be confused with Park Ridge East Park — look at the address). We’re here to remind you that even though it’s winter, Nature isn’t quite dead yet either, but hopefully by 12/20 Bloomington will be!
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As always, Virgins are free, alive or dead. Everyone else is $6.
Where: Park Ridge Park, 3421 E Longwood Ave., Bloomington
When: 3:00 pm, Saturday, December 20