Hear ye, hear ye! Here be the hash announcement for Saturday! Virgin hare, RoshamBoner, and the much more experienced, BiblioSex, bring you:
Boner ‘n the holes hash!
If you like any of the following, you’d have to be an idiot to miss this one:
1. Holes.
2. Putting things in holes.
3. Pulling things out of holes.
4. Saying the word hole… A wHOLE LOT.
5. Peninsulas shaped like boners.
6. Pulling off your fellow hasher’s ticks and/or splashing a few beads on your neck.
7. Hash Erections! (read that one in an Asian accent)
Sound appealing? Sound revolting? Your instincts are probably right. It’s going to be hot and itchy and sloppy in all the right ways, and it will feel way longer than it actually is. Basically, you’ll kick yourself for years if you miss it.
Your task: collect HOLES along trail. Prizes will be given for both QUALITY and QUANTITY of holes. Bring an extra $3 for arts ‘n crafts and we’ll provide the means to prolong the magic of those holes IN-definitely!
Cum to Allen’s Creek: East on third; head (wsh?) south on 446 till the causeway; continue on 446 for ~2.8 miles till you reach a right turn on Allen’s Creek Rd; drive until you see the light… or a parking lot.
As usual, $6 if you have any idea what’s going on, free hole for those in the dark. Remember, bring and extra $3 if you want some arts and crafts time.
