Princess Tiny Box and PH bring to you: 
Total Eclipse of the Hash!
There is a total eclipse at dawn! Celebrate with us a mere 12 hours and 33 minutes late by drinking beer and running and drinking more beer and running and drinking more beer and singing songs!
Meet us at Boner’s Lot at 7:00 PM on Wednesday, October 8, to celebrate having missed the absurdly early cumming of the eclipse and perfectly timely rise of the full moon!
$6 for wanks, $0 for the virginal.
Bring a cranium lamp or flashlight! The darkness falls early!
