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3rd Annual Screw It Up the Rear V-Day Hash

Cum frolic like cherubs as we celebrate this upcumming holidays of love and friendship with treats along the way. The best dressed cupid costume wins a special prize from BUTRz. $7 for experienced flyers, free for first-timers. When: Saturday, Feb … Continue reading

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The Getting Off While Getting Off Your Lazy Ass Bash! 2/7 @ 2pm

Fuck winter was long. I forgot what having a proper bash even feels like anymore (excluding the Robert Burn’s Hash/Bash that is…) Weather is supposed to be nice and sunny. Should be a fine time for all ya crank-wankers and … Continue reading

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The Sunny, Pleasant Antarctica Hash 1/30 @ 3pm

<OK, it’s supposed to be 54 degrees and mostly sunny on Saturday for the Antarctica hash, so what was supposed to be a miserably cold late-January slog might end up to be a pleasant mild walk in the park (literally). … Continue reading

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2nd Annual Robbie Burns Dinner Hash n Bash 1/24 @ 3pm

“Freedom and Whisky gang thegither, Tak oft yer dram! Lace yer running bits, straddle yer bike, Lest we a’ ur damned!” – Robert Fucking Burns, aka The Bard Cum out to celebrate Robbie Burns Day (Scootlund’s second National Day) this … Continue reading

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Beer is Coming! hash 1/16 @ 3pm

$7 Experienced Hashers, free for first-timers.   Hares: ET and BBBG! Shiggy level: Shiggy Urban level: Urbanish “Beer is Coming” is the motto of your half-minded hares, some of the great hashers of Blooming Fools. The meaning behind these words … Continue reading

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Feast of the Circuscision (Observed) Hash 1/2 @ 3pm

Believing January 2 to be the Feast of the Circumcision, Circuscision found himself overcum with half-minded glee. So he cut short the discussion and snatched the date of the first regular(?!) hash of the New Year. It turns out, however, … Continue reading

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Reindeer Games Full Moon Hash 12/25 @ 7pm

“Santa’s Reindeer Games” We’ve got our little holes workin’ hard From the trains and blows and nards! Hurry now cause Santa’s a-waitin’ Hashers marchin’ out the door– Carrying’ their drinks galore For Santa’s reindeer games! This is more than just … Continue reading

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19th Annual Jingle Balls Hash 12/19 @ 2pm

Jingle Balls Jingle Balls Jingle Balls rocks Jingle Balls swings and jingle bells ring Hashing and drinking and barrels of beer It’s that Jingle Balls time of yeaaaaar! That’s right wanks, it’s time for the annual BFH3 Jingle Balls Hash! … Continue reading

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21st Amendment Hash 12/5 @ 3pm

On December 5, 1933, the 21st Amendment to the Constitution was ratified by Utah, of all places, ending Prohibition and generally allowing everyone who was already drinking to relax around their uptight rat-fink snitching friends. This Saturday, we’ll be honoring … Continue reading

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The Fuck It’s Getting Cold Post Thanksgiving Bash 11/29 @ 2pm

For all of you’s recovered from Thanksgiving and ready to brave the (more than likely cold) weather whilst on a bike, this bash is for you! Due to hibernating bears, this will be the first bash in at least a … Continue reading

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