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Santa’s Been a Bad Bad Boy Hash

Thursday Dec 25, 3pm Griffy Lake Boathouse It’s a hash. With beer. And trail. And beer. $6 for hasher’s. Free for virgins.

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The I’m Not Dead Yet Hash

Your hares BUTRz, Screw It I’m Wet, and Psychadelic Cum Fountain are here to remind you that “We’re Not Dead Yet”. Jack be damned! We’re here to invite you to a barely live hare hash starting in _Park Ridge Park_ … Continue reading

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BFH3 Jingle Balls Hash

Primeval hasher George Bailey: [on Mary being caught naked in the bushes after her robe slips off] This is a very interesting situation! Mary: Please give me my robe. George Bailey: A man doesn’t get in a situation like this … Continue reading

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BFH3/Indyscent INbreeding Hash

INbreeding is defined by the Hash House Harriers Dictionary* (*publication forthcumming) as the “Intermingling of two or more closely related Indiana kennels.” INbreeding is not to be confused with inbreeding, which is when close relatives produce offspring that often have … Continue reading

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Wapehani Trail Day This Saturday!

This Saturday a bunch of Blooming Fools wanks will be giving back to the community by working on the trails we’ve adopted in the Wapehani Mountain Bike Park in Bloomington. If you ever wanted to work on trails, this is … Continue reading

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Three Blind Mice Hash

Three blind mice. Three blind mice. See how they run. See how they run. They’ll lay a trail to chase for beer. The trail will be live, so try to get near. But remember a lamp to help you peer. … Continue reading

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Lt. Dangle’s Booty Shorts Hash

In honor of our favorite booty shorts wearing TV character, Officer Brings Up The Rear and his deputies (Stairwell To Heaven, Psychedelic Cum Fountain), present you Lt. Dangle’s Booty Shorts Hash. Join us for an afternoon of fun and frolicking … Continue reading

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Total Eclipse of the Hash

Princess Tiny Box and PH bring to you: Total Eclipse of the Hash! There is a total eclipse at dawn! Celebrate with us a mere 12 hours and 33 minutes late by drinking beer and running and drinking more beer … Continue reading

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Hoptoberfest Hash

Break out your beer steins, bust out your bunny ears and loosen up your lederhosen! Yes, you read that correctly -this Saturday marks the auspicious convergence of TWO hashy celebrations. In honor of National Rabbit Day and Oktoberfest, you are … Continue reading

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Hilly Hungover Bash

Did you have too much to drink last night? Not enough to drink last night? Either way, you should cum join us for an whimsical trail presented by Hand’ersome Pooper and InHeGo Girls. Where : Sycamore shelter, lower cascade park … Continue reading

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