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40F? Clear skies? Shiggy trail? Starts almost from your backyard? Beer? You better come out and thaw your frozen buns. Bring your $6, virgins are free. (I think that came out wrong) Start time: 3:00pm, 1/17/2015, Saturday. Location: IU Cyclotron … Continue reading →

Nothing but knobs on this hash. Well, and some shiggy. Plenty of shiggy, actually. You want shiggy? There’ll be shiggy. And knobs. You want knobs? Lost your knobs? How many knobs you need? We got knobs. Knobs knobs knobs. Who … Continue reading →

Thursday Dec 25, 3pm Griffy Lake Boathouse It’s a hash. With beer. And trail. And beer. $6 for hasher’s. Free for virgins.

Your hares BUTRz, Screw It I’m Wet, and Psychadelic Cum Fountain are here to remind you that “We’re Not Dead Yet”. Jack be damned! We’re here to invite you to a barely live hare hash starting in _Park Ridge Park_ … Continue reading →

Primeval hasher George Bailey: [on Mary being caught naked in the bushes after her robe slips off] This is a very interesting situation! Mary: Please give me my robe. George Bailey: A man doesn’t get in a situation like this … Continue reading →

INbreeding is defined by the Hash House Harriers Dictionary* (*publication forthcumming) as the “Intermingling of two or more closely related Indiana kennels.” INbreeding is not to be confused with inbreeding, which is when close relatives produce offspring that often have … Continue reading →

This Saturday a bunch of Blooming Fools wanks will be giving back to the community by working on the trails we’ve adopted in the Wapehani Mountain Bike Park in Bloomington. If you ever wanted to work on trails, this is … Continue reading →

Three blind mice. Three blind mice. See how they run. See how they run. They’ll lay a trail to chase for beer. The trail will be live, so try to get near. But remember a lamp to help you peer. … Continue reading →

In honor of our favorite booty shorts wearing TV character, Officer Brings Up The Rear and his deputies (Stairwell To Heaven, Psychedelic Cum Fountain), present you Lt. Dangle’s Booty Shorts Hash. Join us for an afternoon of fun and frolicking … Continue reading →

Princess Tiny Box and PH bring to you: Total Eclipse of the Hash! There is a total eclipse at dawn! Celebrate with us a mere 12 hours and 33 minutes late by drinking beer and running and drinking more beer … Continue reading →