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It’s that time again wankers. Last year Screwy and BUTRz took you on a waltz around Bloomington following not flour but pictures posted on the hash event page. This year, barring an unforeseen blizzard, they’ll actually lay a trail you … Continue reading →

Fool moon hash with your wanking friends! Where? Park Ridge East basketball courts When? 7pm, Monday Feb 2 (hares away at 7:15pm) Beer? You bet your sweet ass there’ll be beer! Hares? Gargle Nuts and Hand’ersome Pooper How much? $6 … Continue reading →

January 31st, 1961: Ham the Chimp (aka Ham the Astrochimp) became the first Hominidae launched into space. Ham’s name is an acronym for the lab which prepared him for his historic mission — the Holloman Aerospace Medical Center, located at … Continue reading →

“Freedom and Whisky gang thegither, Tak oft yer dram! Down yer heavy, straddle yer bike, Lest we a’ ur damned!” – Robert Fucking Burns, aka The Bard Cum out to celebrate Robbie Burns Day (Scootlund’s second National Day) this January … Continue reading →

40F? Clear skies? Shiggy trail? Starts almost from your backyard? Beer? You better come out and thaw your frozen buns. Bring your $6, virgins are free. (I think that came out wrong) Start time: 3:00pm, 1/17/2015, Saturday. Location: IU Cyclotron … Continue reading →

Nothing but knobs on this hash. Well, and some shiggy. Plenty of shiggy, actually. You want shiggy? There’ll be shiggy. And knobs. You want knobs? Lost your knobs? How many knobs you need? We got knobs. Knobs knobs knobs. Who … Continue reading →

Thursday Dec 25, 3pm Griffy Lake Boathouse It’s a hash. With beer. And trail. And beer. $6 for hasher’s. Free for virgins.

Your hares BUTRz, Screw It I’m Wet, and Psychadelic Cum Fountain are here to remind you that “We’re Not Dead Yet”. Jack be damned! We’re here to invite you to a barely live hare hash starting in _Park Ridge Park_ … Continue reading →

Primeval hasher George Bailey: [on Mary being caught naked in the bushes after her robe slips off] This is a very interesting situation! Mary: Please give me my robe. George Bailey: A man doesn’t get in a situation like this … Continue reading →

INbreeding is defined by the Hash House Harriers Dictionary* (*publication forthcumming) as the “Intermingling of two or more closely related Indiana kennels.” INbreeding is not to be confused with inbreeding, which is when close relatives produce offspring that often have … Continue reading →