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Revenge of the Groundhog Fool Moon Hash

Fool moon hash with your wanking friends! Where? Park Ridge East basketball courts When? 7pm, Monday Feb 2 (hares away at 7:15pm) Beer? You bet your sweet ass there’ll be beer! Hares? Gargle Nuts and Hand’ersome Pooper How much? $6 … Continue reading

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Ham the Chimp Hash

January 31st, 1961: Ham the Chimp (aka Ham the Astrochimp) became the first Hominidae launched into space. Ham’s name is an acronym for the lab which prepared him for his historic mission — the Holloman Aerospace Medical Center, located at … Continue reading

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Robbie Burns Bash

“Freedom and Whisky gang thegither, Tak oft yer dram! Down yer heavy, straddle yer bike, Lest we a’ ur damned!” – Robert Fucking Burns, aka The Bard Cum out to celebrate Robbie Burns Day (Scootlund’s second National Day) this January … Continue reading

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The Big Thaw Hash

40F? Clear skies? Shiggy trail? Starts almost from your backyard? Beer? You better come out and thaw your frozen buns. Bring your $6, virgins are free. (I think that came out wrong) Start time: 3:00pm, 1/17/2015, Saturday. Location: IU Cyclotron … Continue reading

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Knob Knob Knob Hash

Nothing but knobs on this hash. Well, and some shiggy. Plenty of shiggy, actually. You want shiggy? There’ll be shiggy. And knobs. You want knobs? Lost your knobs? How many knobs you need? We got knobs. Knobs knobs knobs. Who … Continue reading

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Santa’s Been a Bad Bad Boy Hash

Thursday Dec 25, 3pm Griffy Lake Boathouse It’s a hash. With beer. And trail. And beer. $6 for hasher’s. Free for virgins.

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The I’m Not Dead Yet Hash

Your hares BUTRz, Screw It I’m Wet, and Psychadelic Cum Fountain are here to remind you that “We’re Not Dead Yet”. Jack be damned! We’re here to invite you to a barely live hare hash starting in _Park Ridge Park_ … Continue reading

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BFH3 Jingle Balls Hash

Primeval hasher George Bailey: [on Mary being caught naked in the bushes after her robe slips off] This is a very interesting situation! Mary: Please give me my robe. George Bailey: A man doesn’t get in a situation like this … Continue reading

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BFH3/Indyscent INbreeding Hash

INbreeding is defined by the Hash House Harriers Dictionary* (*publication forthcumming) as the “Intermingling of two or more closely related Indiana kennels.” INbreeding is not to be confused with inbreeding, which is when close relatives produce offspring that often have … Continue reading

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Wapehani Trail Day This Saturday!

This Saturday a bunch of Blooming Fools wanks will be giving back to the community by working on the trails we’ve adopted in the Wapehani Mountain Bike Park in Bloomington. If you ever wanted to work on trails, this is … Continue reading

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