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Robbie Burns Bash
“Freedom and Whisky gang thegither, Tak oft yer dram! Down yer heavy, straddle yer bike, Lest we a’ ur damned!” – Robert Fucking Burns, aka The Bard Cum out to celebrate Robbie Burns Day (Scootlund’s second National Day) this January … Continue reading
The Big Thaw Hash
40F? Clear skies? Shiggy trail? Starts almost from your backyard? Beer? You better come out and thaw your frozen buns. Bring your $6, virgins are free. (I think that came out wrong) Start time: 3:00pm, 1/17/2015, Saturday. Location: IU Cyclotron … Continue reading
Knob Knob Knob Hash
Nothing but knobs on this hash. Well, and some shiggy. Plenty of shiggy, actually. You want shiggy? There’ll be shiggy. And knobs. You want knobs? Lost your knobs? How many knobs you need? We got knobs. Knobs knobs knobs. Who … Continue reading
Santa’s Been a Bad Bad Boy Hash
Thursday Dec 25, 3pm Griffy Lake Boathouse It’s a hash. With beer. And trail. And beer. $6 for hasher’s. Free for virgins.
The I’m Not Dead Yet Hash
Your hares BUTRz, Screw It I’m Wet, and Psychadelic Cum Fountain are here to remind you that “We’re Not Dead Yet”. Jack be damned! We’re here to invite you to a barely live hare hash starting in _Park Ridge Park_ … Continue reading
BFH3 Jingle Balls Hash
Primeval hasher George Bailey: [on Mary being caught naked in the bushes after her robe slips off] This is a very interesting situation! Mary: Please give me my robe. George Bailey: A man doesn’t get in a situation like this … Continue reading
BFH3/Indyscent INbreeding Hash
INbreeding is defined by the Hash House Harriers Dictionary* (*publication forthcumming) as the “Intermingling of two or more closely related Indiana kennels.” INbreeding is not to be confused with inbreeding, which is when close relatives produce offspring that often have … Continue reading
Wapehani Trail Day This Saturday!
This Saturday a bunch of Blooming Fools wanks will be giving back to the community by working on the trails we’ve adopted in the Wapehani Mountain Bike Park in Bloomington. If you ever wanted to work on trails, this is … Continue reading
Three Blind Mice Hash
Three blind mice. Three blind mice. See how they run. See how they run. They’ll lay a trail to chase for beer. The trail will be live, so try to get near. But remember a lamp to help you peer. … Continue reading
Lt. Dangle’s Booty Shorts Hash
In honor of our favorite booty shorts wearing TV character, Officer Brings Up The Rear and his deputies (Stairwell To Heaven, Psychedelic Cum Fountain), present you Lt. Dangle’s Booty Shorts Hash. Join us for an afternoon of fun and frolicking … Continue reading