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You are cordially invited to celebrate the happy union of Down on Your Knees and Jizz Hands on Saturday, the fifth of July, two thousand and fourteen at four o’clock in the afternoon. The trail starts from the parking lot … Continue reading →

“Ray. People will come, Ray. They’ll come to Morgan Monroe for reasons they can’t even fathom. They’ll turn up Forest Road not knowing for sure why they’re doing it. They’ll arrive at the start as innocent as children, longing for … Continue reading →

We need nominations for next year’s Mismanagement! Erections will be at next week’s hash, and we’re closing nominations on Wednesday. Nominate yourself or someone you know to a hash office today! Remember, the positions of Mismanagement are: Two Joint Masters … Continue reading →

If Circus has learned nothing else in the two years since he and Biblio braved Thor’s wrath to shepherd a small but half-minded band of wanks into the wilderness by T. C. Steele, he’s at least gleaned that once in … Continue reading →

Hey hashers! Another thing we forgot to mention… It’s a worldwide tradition for Red Dress hashes to raise money for a worthwhile charitable organization. Last year we collected money for victims of the Boston Marathon bombing. This year we’re raising … Continue reading →

Hey hashers! If you’re coming to Red Dress, remember a couple of things (only a couple, don’t worry): 1. The start is way at the back of the IU Cyclotron parking lot. Keep going straight down the road from the … Continue reading →

In ancient times, men and women celebrated the vernal equinox—the return of spring—by drinking and carousing themselves into an altered consciousness in honor of Dionysius, the god of fertility and wine. We’re going to do the same (well, the fertility … Continue reading →

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Yes, it’s cold as a clam peeing on an iceberg out there now, but this Saturday it’s going to be just nipply enough for the Winter Nips hash, taking place this Saturday, January 4 (duh), starting at 3 p.m. from … Continue reading →