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6/12 Live Bare Bash

Cum catch Boner and Pitts as they attempt to live bare a trail for all you wanky bashers! For those in the group who haven’t been on a live trail before, us bares will leave Salt Creek right after chalk … Continue reading

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6/4 BFH3 Erection Day Hash

PH and first gentlewank ET bring you an Erection Day Hash to be remembered for at least five minutes, complete with voting for your 2016-17 MisManagers! Cum join us at the parking lot adjacent to the former Proton Therapy Center … Continue reading

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6/3 Hard as a Rock New Moon Bash

Cum join F. Lots Pittsgerald this Friday for a New Moon Clue Bash beginning at 6:30! We will be leaving from the parking lot across the street from the Atlas, so anyone who wants to attend Hash Practice (beginning at … Continue reading

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5/29 Witty Bloomington Bash Name Here Memorial Bash

Join Custom Shag and Nuns Shall Pass as we lay to rest the name, Witty Bloomington Bash Name Here. Reception to follow. Beer and orange food will be provided. In other news, a bouncy baby name, Blooming Fools Bash, was … Continue reading

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5/28 It’s Assfault’s Wild Hare Hash!!!

What!! I don’t even know these guys! Who’s fault? Assfault!!! Hare 1) Body By Alf Hare 2) Count Motorboat Ah Ah Ah Cum Ye wanks!!! When: Saturday, May 28 at 4 PM Where: St Charles Catholic School, 2222 E 3rd … Continue reading

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5/21 Weird Al’s 5th Analversary!

Five years ago today, Jizz Hands brought an awkward guy named Just Barry to the hash, changing his life forever. They named him Weird Al Spankabitch. He learned to travel. He became Mismanagement twice. He pissed off a lot of … Continue reading

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5/20 BUTRz and Weird-Al’s Tribute Hash

Long time ago me and my co-Hare Weird Al here, We was layin’ trail through a trail in Olcott Park. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon. In the middle of the path. And he said: “Lay the … Continue reading

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5/15 The Lucid and Ludicrous Little 500 Bash!

Cum one, cum all, come virgins, cum sloppies, to Cocky and Sharty’s Lucid and Lucicrous Little 500 bash!! Now that Bloomington has calmed down, we can ride bikes and drink beer just like the undergrads do! Bring a bike, yourself, … Continue reading

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5/13 Wild Hare & Food Drive Hash by Lick Her’Package!

Everywank’s favorite mailman is going to lay us… AGAIN. This time to support the post office’s annual food drive! It’s true! Along with honorary mail carrier Susie Bee Strokeher, we’re gonna collect some freaking food to donate to the local … Continue reading

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5/7 BUTRz Off Dead Hash

FADE IN: MIDDLE OF SCARLET OAK WOODS, NORTH EAST OF BLOOMINGTON — MID DAY The sun rays shine down through the tree cover somewhere in south central Indiana. The sounds of birds can be heard in the background. The occasional … Continue reading

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