All dates are Saturdays, unless noted. Saturday trails start at 3pm in winter, 4pm in summer (DST starts on Sunday, March 10, and ends on Sunday, November 3).
6/7 -6/9 ANALVERSARY AT BROWN COUNTY STATE PARK
6/17 FM Monday
6/22 The Creams: Super Soft Bday Hash!
7/16 FM Tuesday
8/15 FM Thursday
9/14 TLAP Hash – Man Buns of Steel (Combo FM Hash?)/FM Saturday
9/28 Broke Bitch Mounted and ???
10/12 IU Homecumming – Psycho
10/13 FM Sunday
11/12 FM Tuesday
12/7 (Jingle Balls?)
12/12 FM Thursday
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What!! I don’t even know these guys! Who’s fault? Assfault!!! Hare 1) Body By Alf Hare 2) Count Motorboat Ah Ah Ah Cum Ye wanks!!! When: Saturday, May 28 at 4 PM Where: St Charles Catholic School, 2222 E 3rd … Continue reading
Five years ago today, Jizz Hands brought an awkward guy named Just Barry to the hash, changing his life forever. They named him Weird Al Spankabitch. He learned to travel. He became Mismanagement twice. He pissed off a lot of … Continue reading
Long time ago me and my co-Hare Weird Al here, We was layin’ trail through a trail in Olcott Park. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon. In the middle of the path. And he said: “Lay the … Continue reading
Cum one, cum all, come virgins, cum sloppies, to Cocky and Sharty’s Lucid and Lucicrous Little 500 bash!! Now that Bloomington has calmed down, we can ride bikes and drink beer just like the undergrads do! Bring a bike, yourself, … Continue reading
Everywank’s favorite mailman is going to lay us… AGAIN. This time to support the post office’s annual food drive! It’s true! Along with honorary mail carrier Susie Bee Strokeher, we’re gonna collect some freaking food to donate to the local … Continue reading
FADE IN: MIDDLE OF SCARLET OAK WOODS, NORTH EAST OF BLOOMINGTON — MID DAY The sun rays shine down through the tree cover somewhere in south central Indiana. The sounds of birds can be heard in the background. The occasional … Continue reading
Cum join Lick Her’Package and F. Lots Pittsgerald this Friday for a New Moon Clue Bash beginning at 6:30! We will be leaving from the parking lot across the street from the Atlas, so anyone who wants to attend Hash … Continue reading
What’sup wanks? Cum get down with the Chronic and Pitts this Sunday for the dopest trail imaginable! (It’s seriously gonna be soooo dope.) Trail will be appropriate for all bike types and levels of skill, so break out that single … Continue reading
Two virgin hares, LickHerp Package and Hentai Me Up, are fated to pop their cherries this Friday night under the light of the full moon. Neither thought their first time would be with another virgin. They had both watched others … Continue reading