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Hilly Hungover Bash

Did you have too much to drink last night? Not enough to drink last night? Either way, you should cum join us for an whimsical trail presented by Hand’ersome Pooper and InHeGo Girls. Where : Sycamore shelter, lower cascade park … Continue reading

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Half-Mind-A-Thon Hash

Cum one, cum all, to the first (annual?) BloomingFools H3 HALF-MIND-A-THON! This Saturday, starting at 4:00 pm (EDT), the Bloomingfools will be engaging in our own brand of r*cist behavior-yes, we’ll drink for that- when we run our very own … Continue reading

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Prepare Your Hash!

September is National Preparedness Month, and thus it is time for PH to end her three and a half years of earnest preparation and hare for the SECOND time! Search your memory for the incidents and mishaps of hashdays gone … Continue reading

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Nas’ Post-Analversary Shirtless Hash

or, in the alternate, the “Now Who Can We Offend THIS Weekend?” Hash Thought that last weekend was the last chance you had to offend the muggles? Thinking that all that extra adipose tissue (read: “fat”) will go to waste, … Continue reading

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BFH3 Wet T-Shirt Hash

Getting wet and being wet are just about the best things ever, so let’s do both… while DRINKING BEER! Join the Blooming Fools at Cutright S.R.A. this Saturday wearing a white t-shirt over a swim suit (bottoms optional) and prepare … Continue reading

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On-Hands-and-Knees-On Wedding Hash

You are cordially invited to celebrate the happy union of Down on Your Knees and Jizz Hands on Saturday, the fifth of July, two thousand and fourteen at four o’clock in the afternoon. The trail starts from the parking lot … Continue reading

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Summer Solstice Cutoff Hash

BRING EXTRA DRY CLOTHES AND SHOES. Summer Solstice Cut-off Shorts Hash Hares – Titwad and Just Jo Where? Start at Otis Park, Bedford, IN When? 4-7 pm, Saturday, June 21, 2014 How much? $6/person, virgins cum free Why? Because we … Continue reading

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The Shiggy of Dreams Hash

“Ray. People will come, Ray. They’ll come to Morgan Monroe for reasons they can’t even fathom. They’ll turn up Forest Road not knowing for sure why they’re doing it. They’ll arrive at the start as innocent as children, longing for … Continue reading

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Mismanagement Erections

We need nominations for next year’s Mismanagement! Erections will be at next week’s hash, and we’re closing nominations on Wednesday. Nominate yourself or someone you know to a hash office today! Remember, the positions of Mismanagement are: Two Joint Masters … Continue reading

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The Wilder, Wilder Life Hash

If Circus has learned nothing else in the two years since he and Biblio braved Thor’s wrath to shepherd a small but half-minded band of wanks into the wilderness by T. C. Steele, he’s at least gleaned that once in … Continue reading

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