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This Saturday a bunch of Blooming Fools wanks will be giving back to the community by working on the trails we’ve adopted in the Wapehani Mountain Bike Park in Bloomington. If you ever wanted to work on trails, this is … Continue reading →

Three blind mice. Three blind mice. See how they run. See how they run. They’ll lay a trail to chase for beer. The trail will be live, so try to get near. But remember a lamp to help you peer. … Continue reading →

In honor of our favorite booty shorts wearing TV character, Officer Brings Up The Rear and his deputies (Stairwell To Heaven, Psychedelic Cum Fountain), present you Lt. Dangle’s Booty Shorts Hash. Join us for an afternoon of fun and frolicking … Continue reading →

Princess Tiny Box and PH bring to you: Total Eclipse of the Hash! There is a total eclipse at dawn! Celebrate with us a mere 12 hours and 33 minutes late by drinking beer and running and drinking more beer … Continue reading →

Break out your beer steins, bust out your bunny ears and loosen up your lederhosen! Yes, you read that correctly -this Saturday marks the auspicious convergence of TWO hashy celebrations. In honor of National Rabbit Day and Oktoberfest, you are … Continue reading →

Did you have too much to drink last night? Not enough to drink last night? Either way, you should cum join us for an whimsical trail presented by Hand’ersome Pooper and InHeGo Girls. Where : Sycamore shelter, lower cascade park … Continue reading →

Cum one, cum all, to the first (annual?) BloomingFools H3 HALF-MIND-A-THON! This Saturday, starting at 4:00 pm (EDT), the Bloomingfools will be engaging in our own brand of r*cist behavior-yes, we’ll drink for that- when we run our very own … Continue reading →

September is National Preparedness Month, and thus it is time for PH to end her three and a half years of earnest preparation and hare for the SECOND time! Search your memory for the incidents and mishaps of hashdays gone … Continue reading →