Category Archives: Bashes

Bike-hashes.

5/1 What’sup Let’s Bash Today Bash

What’sup wanks? Cum get down with the Chronic and Pitts this Sunday for the dopest trail imaginable! (It’s seriously gonna be soooo dope.) Trail will be appropriate for all bike types and levels of skill, so break out that single … Continue reading

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Lil’ (500) Red (Head) Riding The Library Hood Book Bash

Once upon a time (as it is said), There were 2 lil’ riders with hair of red. They found that on a weekend day, They still had more time to play Please follow along with this short tale, As there … Continue reading

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Wizest Wasted Wizard Bash

Rumor has it that a variety of bad beers are plotting to take over Bloomington and the surrounding area–their goal? Utter destruction of anything delicious and drinkable! Your two wisest (and potentially wasted) wizards, Lick Herp Package and Eight Balls … Continue reading

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Fuck Winter Bash

It’s that jerk Winter’s last day to have legitimate hold on all you crank wankers. So cum and ride with us to give him a proper fuck off and welcome in a kinder, warmer spring. None or very little shiggy … Continue reading

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Sucky Sharts Shiggy Bash aka “Remember The Alamo!”

Get a sucky bike, get a shiggy bike, but try not to shart on your bike this sunday for the Sucky Sharts Shiggy Bash! There will be some light to medium shig, so road bikes are not recommended (but may … Continue reading

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#BashTag

That’s right, #EightBallsOfFire and #FLotsPittsgerald are going to host a #Bash for you thirsty wanks. #WeWillBringTheBeer #FunTimesForAll Meet in the North Lot of Bryan Park (999 S. Stull Ave, #LookItUp) this Sunday at 2:00p to participate. #WeatherLooksLikeWeather #BeThereOrBeSquare Been #BashTaggin’ … Continue reading

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The Getting Off While Getting Off Your Lazy Ass Bash! 2/7 @ 2pm

Fuck winter was long. I forgot what having a proper bash even feels like anymore (excluding the Robert Burn’s Hash/Bash that is…) Weather is supposed to be nice and sunny. Should be a fine time for all ya crank-wankers and … Continue reading

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2nd Annual Robbie Burns Dinner Hash n Bash 1/24 @ 3pm

“Freedom and Whisky gang thegither, Tak oft yer dram! Lace yer running bits, straddle yer bike, Lest we a’ ur damned!” – Robert Fucking Burns, aka The Bard Cum out to celebrate Robbie Burns Day (Scootlund’s second National Day) this … Continue reading

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The Fuck It’s Getting Cold Post Thanksgiving Bash 11/29 @ 2pm

For all of you’s recovered from Thanksgiving and ready to brave the (more than likely cold) weather whilst on a bike, this bash is for you! Due to hibernating bears, this will be the first bash in at least a … Continue reading

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Trick or Treat Bash 10/31@ 2pm

Halloween is about giving AND receiving, just like a good 69…giving treats and turning tricks. What a coincidence! Saturday is both Halloween and the 69th trail of the Blooming Fools Bash. Join us at Boner’s Lot for a 69th trail … Continue reading

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