All dates are Saturdays, unless noted. Saturday trails start at 3pm in winter, 4pm in summer (DST starts on Sunday, March 10, and ends on Sunday, November 3).
6/7 -6/9 ANALVERSARY AT BROWN COUNTY STATE PARK
6/17 FM Monday
6/22 The Creams: Super Soft Bday Hash!
7/16 FM Tuesday
8/15 FM Thursday
9/14 TLAP Hash – Man Buns of Steel (Combo FM Hash?)/FM Saturday
9/28 Broke Bitch Mounted and ???
10/12 IU Homecumming – Psycho
10/13 FM Sunday
11/12 FM Tuesday
12/7 (Jingle Balls?)
12/12 FM Thursday
Category Archives: Bashes
What’sup wanks? Cum get down with the Chronic and Pitts this Sunday for the dopest trail imaginable! (It’s seriously gonna be soooo dope.) Trail will be appropriate for all bike types and levels of skill, so break out that single … Continue reading
Once upon a time (as it is said), There were 2 lil’ riders with hair of red. They found that on a weekend day, They still had more time to play Please follow along with this short tale, As there … Continue reading
Rumor has it that a variety of bad beers are plotting to take over Bloomington and the surrounding area–their goal? Utter destruction of anything delicious and drinkable! Your two wisest (and potentially wasted) wizards, Lick Herp Package and Eight Balls … Continue reading
It’s that jerk Winter’s last day to have legitimate hold on all you crank wankers. So cum and ride with us to give him a proper fuck off and welcome in a kinder, warmer spring. None or very little shiggy … Continue reading
Get a sucky bike, get a shiggy bike, but try not to shart on your bike this sunday for the Sucky Sharts Shiggy Bash! There will be some light to medium shig, so road bikes are not recommended (but may … Continue reading
That’s right, #EightBallsOfFire and #FLotsPittsgerald are going to host a #Bash for you thirsty wanks. #WeWillBringTheBeer #FunTimesForAll Meet in the North Lot of Bryan Park (999 S. Stull Ave, #LookItUp) this Sunday at 2:00p to participate. #WeatherLooksLikeWeather #BeThereOrBeSquare Been #BashTaggin’ … Continue reading
Fuck winter was long. I forgot what having a proper bash even feels like anymore (excluding the Robert Burn’s Hash/Bash that is…) Weather is supposed to be nice and sunny. Should be a fine time for all ya crank-wankers and … Continue reading
“Freedom and Whisky gang thegither, Tak oft yer dram! Lace yer running bits, straddle yer bike, Lest we a’ ur damned!” – Robert Fucking Burns, aka The Bard Cum out to celebrate Robbie Burns Day (Scootlund’s second National Day) this … Continue reading
For all of you’s recovered from Thanksgiving and ready to brave the (more than likely cold) weather whilst on a bike, this bash is for you! Due to hibernating bears, this will be the first bash in at least a … Continue reading