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‘Murica – F@ck Yeah! Hash

It’s the greatest Independence Day celebration in the world for the greatest (F@ck that Trump pussy!) nation in the whole damn world. ‘Murica! Your hares Cream and Jerk and Psychedelic Cumfountain will lead you deep into the heartland of ‘Murica … Continue reading

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6/26 Wet Hot American Bash!

One year ago, some guy named Nunshallpass invited a very mild-mannered mail carrier to a hash and then a bash the following day. Said mail carrier was then introduced to the ways of the hash/bash world and found the mixture … Continue reading

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6/17 – 6/19 BFH3 Analversary 19

Registration for the Blooming Fools mostly-annual hash-family reunion campout, BFH3 Analversary 19, is now live! Pre-Registration is *required* in order to attend Analversary, so please visit http://www.bfh3.com/?page_id=2692 to register today! Please note: Analversary is a BFH3-mostly event and pricing is … Continue reading

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6/12 Live Bare Bash

Cum catch Boner and Pitts as they attempt to live bare a trail for all you wanky bashers! For those in the group who haven’t been on a live trail before, us bares will leave Salt Creek right after chalk … Continue reading

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6/4 BFH3 Erection Day Hash

PH and first gentlewank ET bring you an Erection Day Hash to be remembered for at least five minutes, complete with voting for your 2016-17 MisManagers! Cum join us at the parking lot adjacent to the former Proton Therapy Center … Continue reading

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6/3 Hard as a Rock New Moon Bash

Cum join F. Lots Pittsgerald this Friday for a New Moon Clue Bash beginning at 6:30! We will be leaving from the parking lot across the street from the Atlas, so anyone who wants to attend Hash Practice (beginning at … Continue reading

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5/29 Witty Bloomington Bash Name Here Memorial Bash

Join Custom Shag and Nuns Shall Pass as we lay to rest the name, Witty Bloomington Bash Name Here. Reception to follow. Beer and orange food will be provided. In other news, a bouncy baby name, Blooming Fools Bash, was … Continue reading

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5/28 It’s Assfault’s Wild Hare Hash!!!

What!! I don’t even know these guys! Who’s fault? Assfault!!! Hare 1) Body By Alf Hare 2) Count Motorboat Ah Ah Ah Cum Ye wanks!!! When: Saturday, May 28 at 4 PM Where: St Charles Catholic School, 2222 E 3rd … Continue reading

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5/21 Weird Al’s 5th Analversary!

Five years ago today, Jizz Hands brought an awkward guy named Just Barry to the hash, changing his life forever. They named him Weird Al Spankabitch. He learned to travel. He became Mismanagement twice. He pissed off a lot of … Continue reading

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5/20 BUTRz and Weird-Al’s Tribute Hash

Long time ago me and my co-Hare Weird Al here, We was layin’ trail through a trail in Olcott Park. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon. In the middle of the path. And he said: “Lay the … Continue reading

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